Surely, pigs won't have to fly and hell won't have to freeze over for you to look great in this sock--much like our pink friend here, the only place you'll go when you put this on is up! Hand drawn by Steve Mayer of Bird Dog Bay, and made in Peru.

Crafted from 70% pima cotton, 28% nylon, and 2% lycra. Mid-calf length, one size fits most.